NAVY FESTIVAL   5-7 April 2013

This festival is free and the gates are open from 10 am to 6pm and there is a fun-filled programme of activities, displays and vessels to visit. Residents are encouraged to take this opportunity to explore our Naval harbour and learn more about what the Navy does. There will be a parade through Simon’s Town on Saturday morning, 6 April from 09h00 – 10h30 when the Main Road will be closed to traffic. (The Main Road will also be closed to traffic on Wednesday evening, 3 April 18h00 – 19h00 for the practice.) Note that there will be gun firing at Noon during the Navy Festival.

Enquiries: Sub Lieutenant Benjamin 021 787 4620.


JUST NUISANCE Birthday Celebrations

smst_jn_005 In 1939 the British Royal Navy did the unthinkable… Strange but true, they enlisted a dog. Enlisted him with rank, pay, rations and duties!  And it was not just any old dog either. It was a gigantic Great Dane who won the hearts and minds of sailors on two continents and went on to become a legend. To this day, the legend lives on and locals and visitors still pay tribute to Able Seaman Just Nuisance. The life size statue of this truly extraordinary character, who was more human than hound, has pride of place in Jubilee Square, from where he wistfully looks out toward the sailors he served so long and so well. Just Nuisance’s birthday is celebrated annually on 1 April with a parade of dogs through Simon’s Town to Jubilee Square. For those who would like a walk, dogs
and owners are encouraged to join a trip up to Just Nuisance’s grave on the hill behind Simon’s Town. This event is a lot of fun and this year it promises to be even bigger than last year with a Lucky Draw and Prizes for the best dressed dog and owner, the most and least like Just Nuisance.  Dogs are to be kept on leads and poop bags to be carried by owners. The entry fee is a can of dog food and/or a cash donation to be donated to local dog charities. Dogs from all walks of life are invited to take part in this great-dane-ly day! The walk up the steps to the Just Nuisance grave site starts at 8.00am and the parade starts at 10.30am.

For further information email Nicola Werkman or pop into Larijworks.


Simonstown events planned for 2013 include the monthly Just Nuisance Market planned for every 2nd Saturday of each month.  Come and make a nuisance of yourself at the Just Nuisance Market in Simon’s Town’s Jubilee Square on Saturday, February 9 from 9am to 2pm.

The market attracts those wanting to enjoy great views while browsing for high quality, local, hand-made, fresh, creative and quirky items. Great treats on offer for Valentine’s day!

Explore shops, restaurants and other attractions on foot. Children will love the new play area at Bertha’s restaurant and running down the pier. Ample parking available. Come and pester us in Simon’s Town every second Saturday of the month.

Contact the market coordinator Christina Tranter on or call 0726917304. Visit

Just Nuisance Monthly Market – every 2nd Saturday of the month

I recently came across a fabulous artcile on things to do in the Cape Peninsula along False Bay. Our 4 star guesthouse in Simonstown offers accommodation close to all of these atractions and we can arrange transport from the Mariner Guesthouse or guests can rent one of our bikes for the day!

Read it here:

False Bay has one of the Cape Peninsula’s most tranquil and picturesque stretches of coastline. Known for its scenic beauty, it encompasses small seaside villages from Hangklip, near Pringle Bay, to Cape Point.

Popular with surfers, swimmers, bodyboarders and anyone who enjoys peace and quiet and the fresh sea air, towns along the False Bay coastline also offer a multitude of arts and craft shops, fantastic restaurants and bars, cute and quirky coffee shops, and quiet look-out points.

Fish Hoek beach is popular with local and international visitors. Photo courtesy DanieVDM

Whales abound on the False Bay coastline – every year between June and November, southern right whales migrate to the Western Cape waters to calve and nurse their newborns, while humpback whales journey through the region between May and December.

Thousands of local and international visitors flock to False Bay to experience these amazing whale-watching opportunities, where the creatures are often seen metres from the shore.

In addition to sun and sea worshipping, there are numerous activities and attractions in the area for visitors to enjoy.

False Bay offers tasty seafood delicacies. Photo courtesy George M. Groutas

Nature reserves, including Cape of Good Hope,Rondevlei and Silvermine, offer the opportunity of walking among the rich biodiversity of the Cape Peninsula, including indigenous fynbos.

Other ways to relax along the False Bay coastline, while enjoying the stunning scenery, are playing a round or two of golf at either the Westlake, Clovelly or Simon’s Town golf courses, sampling a few wines along theCape Point Wine Route, or sharing Boulders Beach with its local inhabitants, the African penguins.

Some of the most popular small towns along the False Bay coastline include the historical naval village of Simon’s Town (with beautiful interior and gift shops), Muizenberg (known for its epic waves),St James (with its colourful huts), Kalk Bay (with great seafood restaurants), and Fish Hoek (for bigger chain stores and banks).

As a permanent resident, Simon’s Town~ for me ~ offers the best of both worlds. Surrounded by National Parks and the ocean, this town and its natural beauty offers various outdoors activities for nature and adventure lovers. On the other hand it is an easy scenic drive to movies, shopping centres or even the V&A Waterfront in the city!

Best of all for me is that Simon’s Town is not as commercialised as some other seaside areas. Visitors can enjoy going to the beach, town and restaurants without having to stand in long cues, fight for a spot on the beach, or be faced with large chainstore parkinglots and crowds!

So ~ this summer, make sure to:

1. Swim with the penguins at Seaforth and Boulders beaches

2. Go on a kayak trip from the Simon’s Town quayside around to Boulders Beach

3. Hike one of our beautiful mountain trails above the town or in Cape Point Nature Reserve

4. Visit the amazing Navy and Toy Soldier Museums

5. Buy your Christmas gifts at one of our lovely local gift, interior or antique shops


Finally, if you want a peaceful and relaxing holiday – Simon’s Town is the place to be!

I look forward to seeing you explore more of my wonderful town!


Simon’s Town Spring Festival – something for everyone!

Simon’s Town will host its second annual Spring Festival from the evening of Friday 21 September until Monday 24 September over the Heritage Day weekend. The festivities take place in and around the town and highlights include a Wellness Expo, Open Gardens, Comedy Evening, Navy Gun and Dockyard Tours, a Kiddies Jumping Castle and a Braai Competition. Whether you are two or ninety-two, there is something for everyone in Simon’s Town.

The full programme can be found on The festivities are intended for the whole family and most activities are free or request a small optional donation. A few events with limited capacity, such as the Quarrymen Concert and various talks, require you to book and pay in advance. Margaret Silk, one of the event organisers comments “The festival provides an opportunity for everyone to experience the many attractions in Simon’s Town – history, culture, nature, wildlife, the navy, art and entertainment and more.”

Bring your family and friends by train, bus, car or bike and join in the events or just soak up the relaxed atmosphere of the town. You can watch whales from the beach, play in the sand, visit the penguins, walk in the mountains, eat great food – from sushi to boerewors rolls – and browse in the shops. There are also many museums, lanes and historical buildings to explore as well as the chance to learn more about the South African Navy. The Steam Train arrives from Cape Town on Sunday (booking essential). Rediscover Simon’s Town – there is something for everyone.

The best route to reach Simon’s Town by car will be via Ou Kaapse Weg due to major road works causing delays in Kalk Bay. Festival highlights are included below.

Music, art and culture

 Friday 21 September, 19h30: Quarrymen male voice choir concert at the Methodist Church Hall. Tickets are R50 from the Simon’s Town Pharmacy (021 786 2133).

Saturday 22 September, 14h30: Diamondback blues and rock band perform for free in the Sculpture Garden next to Cole Point parking (turn left after the Toy Museum).

Sunday 23 September, 19h30: Second annual Simons’ Town Comedy Evening featuring up and coming comics from the deep south in the Town Hall. No children. Tickets are R40 from Spill the Beans Coffee Shop (021 786 2054) or at the door.

Sunday also sees Art on Jubilee Square from 10h00 to 14h00 where visual artists are invited to join in and practice their creativity (free), a walking tour of historic Simon’s Town starting from the Train Station at 10h30 (R20) and a guided walk to the Waterfall and Just Nuisance’s grave (free) leaving from the Shell Garage steps at 14h00 (repeated on Monday at 10h00). There is also Art in the Library where the Simon’s Town Art Group will showcase their paintings, sculpture and glassware all day from Saturday to Monday.

On Heritage Day there will be a Wreath Laying Ceremony at 11h00 at the Forced Removals Monument in Jubilee Square to remember those forcibly removed from Simon’s Town under the Group Areas Act of the 1960’s.

 Health and wellness

 Sunday 23 September, 10h00 to 15h00: The Wellness Expo in the Town Hall brings together an array of health practitioners, therapists, holistic and alternative healers that will demonstrate and discuss their health and wellbeing products and services. Come and browse, test, investigate and gather information about all things relating to health, wellness and a balanced lifestyle. Delicious and healthy food and beverages will be on sale. There will be prizes and giveaways. Entry is R20 for adults and children under the age of 12 are free. For more information call Maggie on 072 425 5990.

The Tibetan Tea House (021 786 1544) will host daily esoteric talks at 11h00 and 14h00 (optional donation) including “Be nice to Bees” and “Conserve our Future” by Jenny Cullinan on Saturday at 11am and a Singing Bowl Healing Meditation with Maryna Kruger on Monday at 2pm.

Nature and adventure

 Saturday 22 September, 10h00: Open Gardens visits to the best fynbos gardens in Simon’s Town (R20). Meet at 26 Victory Way. The tour will be lead by Ian Howse who says “Simon’s Town is home to some spectacular fynbos gardens that can only be seen once a year during the festival. Last year this event attracted great interest and is set to do the same again.”

The Paddlers Annual Spring Kayak Race runs from 9h30 on Sunday (free). The long and short course event (with no time limits) is open to everyone. The race launches from Long Beach. There will be lots of fun on the beach for the family, including free demo’s from 11h00. Bring your bucket and spade and build some sand castles with us. Visit for weather forecasts and plans.

The Atlantic Rail Heritage Steam Train arrives in Simon’s Town at 12 noon. The train consists of a steam locomotive from 1949 and a collection of wooden bodied vintage coaches from between 1922 to 1938. Come and welcome the train and its passengers and join us for a free welcome walk from the station.

Monday 24 September, 9h00: NSRI Fund Raiser Golf Competition hosted by the Simon’s Town Country Club, the only 9 hole course in the Cape Peninsula. The course and clubhouse offer spectacular views over False Bay and you can often watch whales as you play. You also need to watch out for the African penguins that live on and around the course! Visitors are welcome and should call 021 786 1233 to book a tee off time. R175 per entrant. The popular Club restaurant offers daily specials.

The False Bay Yacht Club hosts the annual Spring Regatta over the weekend. This prestigious yachting event attracts up to 80 boats representing all keelboat classes. The crisp white sails and colourful spinnakers contrast beautifully against the blue water making the race a lovely sight to watch (free).

 Food and drink

 Heritage day is also known as National Braai Day and the community has put out the challenge to find the best braai master (or mistress) in Simon’s Town. The spring festivities Braai Competition will be held from 14h00 on Monday on the bay in front of Bertha’s Restaurant. Event organiser Nicola Werkman says “The winner will walk away with the title of Simon’s Town Braai Champion 2012 and win a fabulous hamper donated by Sunvalley Mica.” Entries are limited. Call Nikki on 083 977 9182 or email to book your spot (free).

Pastry chef Doreen Alcock will hold baking demonstrations on Saturday and Sunday at 15h00 in The Sweetest Thing Patisserie kitchen. TV star, Doreen was awarded the Diners Club Award in 2008 for The Most Promising Pastry Chef Newcomer in the whole of South Africa. Her delicate fruit tarts, croissants and pastries are well worth the trip out to Simon’s Town! Tickets are R50 and can be booked by calling 021 786 4200.

Children will be entertained at 11am every day at the Kids Pizza Making Competition hosted by Pescado’s Restaurant, which turned 16 on 3 September this year! Entries are R10 and you should book by calling 021 786 2272.

A number of the restaurants, coffee shops, pubs and guest houses are offering specials over the weekend. Enjoy fish and chips, sushi, burgers and more in the many venues in and around town.

South African Navy events

 Simon’s Town has been an important naval base and harbor for more than two centuries. It is the only remaining full Naval Base for the South African Navy. Three special events (free) have been organised for the public during the spring festivities. These are:

Saturday, 23 September, 12 noon: Gun Emplacement Tour of the Scala Battery on Red Hill. This includes a close up view of the 9.2 inch gun (free). There are only twelve of these guns left in South Africa. The others are situated on Robben Island, Llandudno and on the Bluff in Durban. None have ever been fired in anger.

Monday, 24 September, noon: Middle North Battery Cannon Firing. This will be the 13th firing of the 12-ton, 9 inch RML Gun in 109 years. Come and experience what 5kg of gunpowder looks, sounds and smells like when ignited (free).

Daily East Dockyard Tours departing Jubilee Square at 13h00. This facility was opened in 1910 just before WW1 and expanded significantly in 1975. The guided bus tour will show you an area normally closed to the public (free).

In addition to these special events, the Submarine Museum is offering tours of SAS Assegai submarine every hour, every day from 10h30.The one-hour tour departs from the train station or Jubilee Square. Bookings can be made by calling 021 786 5243 to book. Adults R40. Under 12 pay R20. The Navy Museum will also be open during the weekend.

Kids activities

This year the festivities have placed special emphasis on fun activities for children and families. There will be jumping castle and kiddies drawing corner (free) near the Post Office all weekend (including Monday), face paining at Art on the Square on Sunday (free), a magician at JB’s Ice Cream Parlour (free) and a gathering to build sandcastles on Long Beach on Sunday from 10h00 (free). Children will also enjoy a tour of the Submarine Museum.

Bronwen d’Oliveira, mother of two young children and a new resident in Simon’s Town said “we are so pleased to see more families living in this beautiful area and we look forward to making Simon’s Town a great place for kids to visit.”

The Simon’s Town Boat Company harbor cruise special for the weekend entitles one child to go free with every paying adult (R50). The trip aboard the Spirit of Just Nuisance offers you a great view of the naval base and surrounding town. You should see seals and many even encounter a whale! Book by calling 0832577760 or visit

Spend time on one of our many beaches, watch the whales in the Bay, visit the penguins, enjoy the various walks, tours and museums or relax in one of the many easy-going restaurants.

Whether you are two or ninety-two, there is something for everyone in Simon’s Town.